Merry Christmas, you fags.

I'll write more later on. Maybe even before next year!

Well, I decided to be me today--because today is custom built for people like me.

Today I

"Broke" our dishwasher so the dish guy had to do his job by hand--except all I did was flip a switch. Totally fucking amusing.
Greased up all the pairs of tongs. Hilarity
Told one of my line people that was pulled over in Douglas County that the courhouse had called. Douchey thing to do, but fuck it.
Changed my relationship status to "Engaged" from "Single" on Facebook. People fell for this. I laughed. I'm still laughing.

I need to plan for next year. Three-hundred and sixty-four days a year I have to contain this, so I get my day.

Yeah, kind of douchey like I said up there; but fuck it.

 I Will Possess Your Heart by Death Cab for Cutie from Narrow Stairs (Rating: 0)

Guess what?

Here's a little something for you! Don't expect anything major until after the next drinkingrecording session, though.



Have fun! It's on my site, so if you got a browser that can play h.264--like Safari or Chrome--you're in luck, you're rendering it natively. If not, you're relying on Flash.

 Revolution 909 by Daft Punk from Homework (Rating: 0)

I missed this last year, now I can't say I've done it nine years running. Fuuuuccck.

PROTIP: That's a good thing.

But, since this is my meem, I'm doing it.

Pi=
3.( 141592653589 )

This is where I'd link, if I could be assed to. But I got some games to go play.

 Touch It / Technologic by Daft Punk from Alive 2007 (Rating: 0)

There's a lot I could post about, I'm sure some of you would be interested. However, fuck that. This post is here for two reasons.

1.) This song is BAD ASS.

2.) The magic day I'll never miss is in six days, assuming you're east of CST, as of the time of this posting.

Carry on.

 Space Truckin' by Deep Purple from The Very Best Of (Rating: 0)

Happy Hallmark Holiday!

Wearin' all black today.

(I made almost the exact same post, with the same icon last year. Creeeeeepppppy.)

Installing Mass Effect 2 as we speak. It's been nice knowing you, and I'll see you again in a few months.

Bye!

This is the magical GOD HAND COMPLETE!

Nearly five hours of GOD HAND!

 157 Riverside Avenue by REO Speedwagon from Reo Speedwagon Live Plus (Rating: 0)

This is the last gameplay update to GOD HAND. There'll shortly be a GOD HAND COMPLETE published; and then that's it.

The final battle between Gene and Azel to determine Olivia’s fate.



And with that, here's the CLOSING CREDITS!

FINAL STATS:
Videos: 64, 3.33 GB (4h 49m 34s)
Initial Update: November 26, 2009
Final Update: January 7, 2010
Number of Updates: 66 (Including GOD HAND COMPLETE)

 Bo Diddley by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band from Live Bullet (Rating: 0)

We have us some more GOD CINEMA!

Sit back for 13 minutes of GOD HAND!

 The Old Saloon (Interlude) by The Lonely Island from Incredibad (Rating: 0)